Excuses, Excuses

Think of something really cool to send to your partner....like really, really cool and expensive and hard to mail. Once partners are assigned, sometime before the send date, send your partner a PM explaining what you were going to send, and why you couldn't send it. Come up with the most elaborate, off-the-wall, ridiculous, nonsensical excuses possible. Ratings are based on whether you received an excuse or not, and hearts can be given for overall entertainment value.

Since this is a "swap" that's done via PM, it's open to pretty much anyone who's not been suspended. If someone flakes, I'll come up with a reason I didn't "angel" the swap and send it to their partner. Have fun...and don't flake :)