CPG: Security Guard's Incident Report PC #1 - USA

Let's brighten up your partner's day and get a little creative by sending a naked and stamped store-bought postcard (PC) of any building (e.g., house, hotel, skyscraper, etc.).

As a bored, highly detailed Night Security Guard, describe a single, strange, and harmless event that occurred between 1:00 a.m. and 4:00 a.m. on the back-left of the PC. Detail the time, the item, and the lack of threat.

Here are some examples to get your creative juices flowing:

• Time: 03:17 | Report: A large, striped cat was observed attempting to input fish into the vestibule's ATM card slot. No property damage. Cat was dissuaded with a firm stare.

• Time: 01:51 | Report: A small, highly competitive yellow weed was noted to have grown approximately 4 inches in the past 12 hours. It appeared to be intentionally blocking the entrance to an ant colony. Weed activity temporarily suppressed with a single drop of industrial cleaner.

• Time: 02:38 | Report: The light in the identified window was observed to be switching from red to green in a repetitive pattern, similar to a traffic light. The occupant is known to be on vacation. Power was cut to the unit at 02:15 and the light ceased. Power restored, light resumed. No entry was made.

This is a USA swap. If there is interest in a global version, please comment below.

Include the name of the swap (i.e., Swap-bot: CPG: Security Guard's Incident Report PC #1 - USA) and your swap-bot ID on the postcard. THIS IS MANDATORY as we have swappers who swap in groups outside of swap-bot.

I will angel if necessary, but you must communicate with me and your partner before giving a low rating. Items do get lost in the mail! If you cannot meet the deadlines of this swap, don't sign up. Additionally, please rate your partner promptly and send on time. Give your partner a 5 if you receive the swap according to the requirements. Hearts are up to rater's discretion.

Any questions, please contact me via swap-bot message or leave a comment below. Happy swapping!